I'll never open for Loudon Wainwright III

Just got this email from Tim Peacock.
He books Stuart's Opera House in Nelsonville Ohio

Hey Todd,
I just sent an email to Loudon Wainwright's agent yesterday with a link to your site asking them about you opening. Unfortunately, they said Loudon doesn't want an intelligent, witty male songwriter opening for an intelligent, witty, male songwriter. So, I'd take that as a complement.
Tim

Hey, I have some unfunny stupid songs. Gimme a chance. TB